NOSE PENCIL SHARPENER
At Stupid.com, we've learned the hard way that you can't sharpen a pencil by sticking it up your nose. (Kids, trust us, it just doesn't work.)
So here's the next best thing... a pencil sharpener shaped like a nose. Just stick your pencil up the right nostril and give it a few twists. You'll get a nice, sharp pencil and a weird sense of satisfaction that we don't quite understand.
NOSE PENCIL SHARPENERS
WE CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE SELLING THIS!
The Peter Petrie Egg Separator is the most unappetizing kitchen tool EVER. And sadly, the stupid thing WORKS.
It's a hand-crafted ceramic head sporting a quizzical expression and a huge nose. To use it, you crack an egg into the separator and tilt it forward.
This is where it gets interesting...
While the yolk is blocked by the nose, the albumen tastefully drips through the nostrils and into your bowl.
Though weirder than weird, the Peter Petrie Egg Separator is very well made by skilled American potters. Use it whenever you need egg just the yolks or whites for omelet's, cakes, or other recipes.
Sure it's tacky and gross and pointless, but what do you EGGspect from Stupid.com?
If you've been searching for a way to look like an idiot, your quest is over. Meet...
Basket Case is basically a basketball hoop hat. The goal of the game is to toss red and white balls into the air and catch them in the net on top of your head.
There's no way you can avoid looking like an imbecile as you play this game. Naturally, this makes Basket Case is a terrific party game. Just pray that nobody has a camcorder or camera when it's your turn to play it.
It comes with everything you see, including the stupid box. Dignity not included.
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